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From: suki@reed.UUCP (Monica Nosek)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Re: Shirt buttons
Message-ID: <1371@reed.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 20-Apr-85 21:04:10 EST
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Posted: Sat Apr 20 21:04:10 1985
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Reply-To: suki@reed.UUCP (Monica Nosek)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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(homage to the Line-Eater-Whose-Name-May-Not-Be-Spoken-Aloud)


>Many have stated that the current fashion of left/right buttons
>makes it easier for us to undress one another.  With that in mind,
>why isn't Velcro used more often on shirts?

Imagine, if you will, a tender scene, afore the fireplace,
perhaps.  The lovers reach across the bearskin rug in order to
undress each other...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP!

I prefer the "phut phut phut" of popping buttons.