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From: bobn@bmcg.UUCP (Bob Nebert)
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Subject: Re: Re: Those twits at McDonalds have done it to me for the last time!
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Date: Fri, 26-Apr-85 18:54:11 EDT
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> > > Why is it, everytime I walk into a McDonalds and order a "Quarter
> > > Pounder" they consistantly ask me "with cheese?"
> > 
> > I hate it when they ask (after I give my order) "Would you like fries with
> > Michael S. Weiss                               BITNET:  weiss@psuvaxg.bitnet
> 
> The most effective action to take upon being queried about extras is to
> completely ignore the question and stare silently at the clerk.  After about
> five seconds, they usually suffer complete nervous colapse and get your order
> trembling and sweating.  It's great fun!
> 
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> "If I had been a Bokonist then, that statement would have made me howl." -KVJr

What I dont quite understand is whenever (seldom) wander into those dens
and the place is empty, i.e. I'm alone in there, the counter person
looks right at me and says, with a straight face, "CAN I HELP YOU"?
No you dummy I'll jump the counter and grab what everin the hell I want.