Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83 based; site homxb.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!homxb!disc From: disc@homxb.UUCP (Scott Berry the Unbeliever) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: What size seatbelt DOES a corpse wear, anyway? Message-ID: <598@homxb.UUCP> Date: Mon, 29-Apr-85 13:52:56 EDT Article-I.D.: homxb.598 Posted: Mon Apr 29 13:52:56 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 2-May-85 05:55:32 EDT Organization: The Leprosarium Lines: 17 --> now what makes you people think that you're smarter if you --> wear a seat belt than if you don't??? Now that I think about it, you may be right. Would anyone care to come up with an IQ test for dead people? --> i don't like seat belts. they make me uncomfortable. Here you're definitely correct. Intensive care units can't possibly be as comfortable as a satin-cushioned underground bed. Scott