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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: RE: Coke has changed (aarrgghhh!)
Message-ID: <388@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 2-May-85 13:50:18 EDT
Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.388
Posted: Thu May  2 13:50:18 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 4-May-85 01:29:41 EDT
Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH
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<KILL THEM BUGS>

SONOFABITCH!!  Coke is making their deliciously corrosive concoction
sickeningly sweeter!!  Gads, now it makes my Rum and Cokes taste as though
several tablespoons of sugar has been added to my drink.  This is
sinful!!  I feel like hell after the 10th or 11th rum and coke, due (of
course) to all the sugar and artificial sweeteners now being added to my
favorite cola.  IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!?!  We have got to do something.
Please enlist the help of your friends, by collecting money and e-mailing
the cash to me quckly.  I will then purchase all remaining *ORIGINAL COCA-
COLA* in the entire world.  Then, I will allocate this stockpile (which I
will keep in my refrigerator) according to guidelines which I will detail
to the contributors.  THIS IS NOT A JOKE -- WITHDRAW YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NOW
AND SEND IT TO ME!!  I NEED YOUR MONEY TO EXECUTE MY MASTER PLAN!  REMEMBER,
THOSE WHO DON'T CONTRIBUTE WILL HAVE TO DRINK *PSEUDO-COKE*

			      I have spoken, 

                              Steven Schultz

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