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From: shp@crystal.UUCP
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Subject: Self Defense....and Mickey Dee's
Message-ID: <457@crystal.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 5-May-85 17:27:42 EDT
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Posted: Sun May  5 17:27:42 1985
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	What do I carry for personal defense?  Why, the perfect weapon....
    a Big Muck.  When accosted, I simply toss the damn thing in the direction
    of my assailants.  If they've any sense at all, they run away in abject
    terror.  If not (Real Psychopaths don't fear synthetic grime), they may:
    1)Eat it (Ugh), or 2) Tear each other apart trying to eat it (Ugh).
    Please note that this type of killing is very hard to prove in a court of
    law, unless, of course, you hang around the scene to say "Would you like
    some fries with that, Scumbag?"

	=shp