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From: bandy@lll-crg.ARPA (Andrew Scott Beals)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Lizzy & Ken
Message-ID: <568@lll-crg.ARPA>
Date: Mon, 6-May-85 19:42:37 EDT
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Posted: Mon May  6 19:42:37 1985
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Keywords: Sharp New York Tongue

> Nyah, nyah, he hasn't even developed your picture yet, so I couldn't look
> at it and purr with lust.  

I'll mail you a copy once I get to the left coast so you can drool
over it, okay?  Do you want me to get the 8x10 covered in plastic so
you don't leave stains on it?

> Nah, Andy SHOULD leave New Hampster, move to Joisey where he will be
> appreciated (we have a lot of garbage that needs taking out).

Um, Liz, are you talking about stuff that goes in trash cans or
Joisey goils (sometimes they belong in trash cans too, but I won't
mention that)?  Why would anyone voluntarily go to New Jersey?  That's
about as ridiculous as /wanting/ to move to Hampster!  (hey, I came
up here because of the job - silly me should have listened to what
everyone said)  Of course, I've had pretty good "luck" in Jersey, but
even that has been somewhat unsatisfactory.  Maybe it's the chemicals.

And Ken, what's wrong with wanting to leave Hampster?  After all, it
is the land of syrup sucking stump-jumpers.  Where did these people
learn how to talk?  And what is this "frappe" thingy anyways?  Everytime
I order a milkshake, they look at me funny, take out a carton of milk,
shake it, pour it in a glass and give it to me.  No joke!  What gives?
Did the early settlers in Hampster breed for stupidity?  They must
have!  How in the world could anyone in their right mind farm the
totally rock-ridden stuff that passes for soil up here?  Then there's
Nackey Loeb... 'Nuff said.

Only 4 days left!
-- 
andy beals
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