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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: RE:  Smoking
Message-ID: <396@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-May-85 10:48:03 EDT
Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.396
Posted: Wed May  8 10:48:03 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 9-May-85 03:56:27 EDT
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>Xref: cbosgd net.misc:8804 net.flame:10630
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>i have attempted to quit smoking. so far i am on my 4th day.
>now that i have stopped; any hints on how to keep from
>starting back up would help.
>
>thanks in advance
>phil    

Well, asshole, first of all, what in the hell is this doing in net.flambe?
For this to be a real net.flambe' article, it should have gone something
like this...

    GOD, I CAN'T *TAKE* IT ANYMORE!!  If I don't have a cigarette I will have
to go on a rampage of raping and plundering my co-workers.  Why didn't the
cigarette package warn me that I would be eating the scum off of the racks in
my fridge, and chewing on moldy sweatsocks to keep from SMOKING!  DON'T YOU
*DARE* LIGHT THAT FUCKING CIGARETTE IN FRONT OF ME! AAAAGGGHHHH!!  I HATE
BEING A NON-SMOKER, I HATE WET UNDERWEAR, JANE FONDA, TERMINAL LOCKUP, NO 
KISSES ON THE FIRST DATE, NO SEX ON THE SECOND DATE, INGROWN TOENAILS, BELLY-
BUTTON LINT, ZITS ON MY ASS . . . why, why, why, why, why, why, why........
They could at least put cigarettes in adult-proof containers - couldn't they?

    Phil, your articles shoud have gone into net.I.am.a.wimp.so.please.help.me.
This newsgroup was meant for some hard-core bitching, *not* a pussy-plea for 
help.

    To answer your question about how to cope, I really wish I could help you
but, I quit cold-turkey the first of this year, no help necessary from friends
because I am a man, not a puss like you appear to be.  All I have to say is

			GROW UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

    Oh, have a nice day, Phil.

                              Steven Schultz

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