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From: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Polar Bears
Message-ID: <729@mako.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 24-Apr-85 17:19:52 EST
Article-I.D.: mako.729
Posted: Wed Apr 24 17:19:52 1985
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Reply-To: jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman)
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
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In article <804@sdcsvax.UUCP> darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long) writes:
>How do you catch a Polar Bear?
>
>Dig a big hole in the ice, put peas all around the edge, and as the Polar
>Bear is eating the peas, you kick him in the ICE-HOLE.

No, no, no!  It goes, "and when the polar comes to take a pea..."  Get it?
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