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From: 258ebe@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A passionate joke
Message-ID: <5023@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 25-Apr-85 19:50:40 EST
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Posted: Thu Apr 25 19:50:40 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 27-Apr-85 06:21:39 EST
Reply-To: 258ebe@ucla-cs.UUCP (Greg Ebert)
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Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
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		They watched the sun slowly sink behind the hills, and the
	fiery glow on the lake fade into darkness. He eyed her shadowy figure,
	accentuated by the moonlight, as the tension from within began to
	consume his animalistic desires.
		She followed him, ever so quietly, as they sought a secluded
	corner in the barn. Alone! At last. His hands roamed about her soft
	back, around to her thighs, and finally caressed her budding nipples.
	Oh, how smooth and succulent she was ! 'Was it so wrong?', he asked
	himself. Nay, he thought, for his father had done it, as did his own
	father, ad infinitum. The boiling, uncontrollable rage within him
	became unbearable. She signalled her eagerness as she spread her legs,
	as he grasped her nipples again. Stroking, again and again, longer
	each time. It began coming; again, again, again, again. His mind
	raced with fear 'Will it stop ?'. Exhausted, he lay down beside her.
	'Dear God, what have I done ?'. Suddenly, his father burst in. His
	eyes burned as he stared for what seemed an eternity.
	Finally, his father spoke.
	"Son, you aint supposed to milk the damn cow till mornin' !



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