Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!dartvax!rossj From: rossj@dartvax.UUCP (Ross Jacobs) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: May be offensive to blind people--figure it out Message-ID: <2974@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 26-Apr-85 19:49:03 EDT Article-I.D.: dartvax.2974 Posted: Fri Apr 26 19:49:03 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 28-Apr-85 09:06:13 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH Lines: 19 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** **REPLACE THIS LINE WITH SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE** ~~~~ This blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog. He goes up to the third floor, picks up the dog by the tail and starts swinging him in circles above his head. The manager comes over when he sees this and says, "Pardon me, sir, but what are you doing?" The blind guy says, "Oh, just looking around." _____________________________________________________________________________________ Where in Ethiopia COULD an Ethiopian fall in a forest?? :-) Ross Jacobs {ihnp4,decvax,linus}!dartvax!rossj "You know what burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high." _______________________________________________________________________________________