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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: drunk in disneyland
Message-ID: <520@zeus.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 26-Apr-85 13:37:47 EDT
Article-I.D.: zeus.520
Posted: Fri Apr 26 13:37:47 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 28-Apr-85 23:46:38 EDT
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Did you hear about the drunk in Disneyland?  He's staggering around the
place, and finally he comes over to the rifle range.  "Give me a dollar's
worth.  BANG!"  He puts a dollar down.
  The guy says, "Are you OK? Can you do this..."
  "No problem, whatsoever."
  The guy loads up the gun with 5 shots.  The drunk picks up the gun and,
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! shooting everywhere but towards the targets.
  So the guy says, "Alright, whoa, you've won.  Any prize from the bottom
shelf,"  he says. "Any prize.  Just get the hell out of here.  What do you
want?"
  There's all sorts of wonderful things down there.  He says, "I'll have one
of those," so he takes a terrapin, a nice little pet turtle.
  An hour later the drunk comes back.  He says, "aHiii, I'm much better now,
give me another dollar's worth."
  "Can you do it?"
  He says, "Yeah, no problem whatsoever," so the guy loads up the gun.  Next
thing, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, once again all over the place, frightening
the little kiddies, bullets are richocetting all over Magic Mountain and
stuff.
  The guy says, "Ohhh, waaait.  You have won, you have won.  Any prize you
want.  Then get the hell out of here and don't come back for the rest of the
day!"  The guy's got stereos and a sorts of wonderful stuff in there.  He
says, "What do you want?"
  He says, "I'll have another one of those crunchy pies."

  
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Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr