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From: kevyn@watarts.UUCP (Kevyn Collins-Thompson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Space Aliens!
Message-ID: <8436@watarts.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 28-Apr-85 19:02:50 EDT
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Posted: Sun Apr 28 19:02:50 1985
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> YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN, SAY EXPERTS
>         ...Here's How You Can Tell
> 
>      They listed 10 signs to watch for:
> 
>      1. Odd or mismatched clothes.
> 
>      2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits.
>
>      3. Bizarre sense  of  humor.
> 
>      4. Takes frequent sick days.
> 
>      5. Keeps a written or tape-recorded diary.
> 
>      6. Misuses everyday  items.
> 
>      7. Constant questioning about  customs  of  co-workers.
> 
>      8. Secretive about personal life-style  and  home.
> 
>      9. Frequently talks to himself.
> 
>      10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when
> near  certain high-tech hardware.

      Put these all together, and you have discovered in your midst ...
      A HACKER!!   (screeeeeeeaaaaaaamm!)

--
Kevyn Collins-Thompson    University of Waterloo, Waterloo, ON, CANADA !!
      ....{allegra|clyde|utzoo|ihnp4|decvax}!watmath!watarts!kevyn