Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site udenva.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!nbires!boulder!cisden!udenva!jevans From: jevans@udenva.UUCP (Jim Evans) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Shoot me if you've heard this one :-) Message-ID: <565@udenva.UUCP> Date: Sun, 28-Apr-85 19:46:27 EDT Article-I.D.: udenva.565 Posted: Sun Apr 28 19:46:27 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 30-Apr-85 02:31:07 EDT References: <> Reply-To: jevans@udenva.UUCP (Jim Evans) Organization: U of Denver Lines: 26 go >>(o> O.K, that Ferrari joke reminded me of this one. I heard it on t.v. months ago, so no mail, please... This kid is working his way through school, and so he walks up to this one house, and asks the owner if he has any odd jobs he'd like done. The guy thinks a minute and then he says, "Yea." "Go on out back and you'll find a can of green paint. Paint the porch green and make it look real nice." A couple of hours later, the kid knocks on the door again. "All done?" says the guy, "Well, two hours, how about twenty bucks." The kid says "Sure." But as he walks away, the kid stops, turns around and says... (ready?) "Oh, by the way, it wasn't a Porche, it was a Ferrari..." ba, da boom... __ --------------------- _ (oo) _ JOHN HANCOCK WAS HERE -U---()--U-- (who's kilroy?) ---------------------