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From: jevans@udenva.UUCP (Jim Evans)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Oh NO! not YABS!!
Message-ID: <566@udenva.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 28-Apr-85 20:33:02 EDT
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Posted: Sun Apr 28 20:33:02 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 30-Apr-85 02:31:45 EDT
Reply-To: jevans@udenva.UUCP (Jim Evans)
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I don't believe I've ever seen these anywhere, but I'd like to....

In response to "I found it!"...(and "I never lost it!")

	"I stepped in it!"

and for those braking warnings...

	"Warning:  I speed up to hit small animals"
	or
	"Warning:  I brake for the hell of it"
	or
	"Warning:  I brake for children, cripples, and the
	      elderly, but NOT for small animals!!"
         (not funny but closer to true)

and finally, for those who're waiting for the dirty part...
my favorite...
	"National Sex Week: Give 'till it hurts."

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Someone else posted this. It wasn't me.  I swear!!