Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site trwrba.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwrba!suhre From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Not Exactly Advertising Message-ID: <1386@trwrba.UUCP> Date: Fri, 26-Apr-85 10:46:23 EDT Article-I.D.: trwrba.1386 Posted: Fri Apr 26 10:46:23 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 1-May-85 03:00:14 EDT Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA Lines: 11 In my building near the computer room, there is a small room that holds several large trash containers. This room is equipped with two large swinging doors upon which is displayed this wonderful message: These doors are to remain closed at all times. Pray tell, what good is a door that you can't open? Maurice {decvax,sdcrdcf,hplabs,ucbvax}!trwrb!suhre