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From: jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Funny Signs
Message-ID: <327@rtech.ARPA>
Date: Sun, 28-Apr-85 04:08:26 EDT
Article-I.D.: rtech.327
Posted: Sun Apr 28 04:08:26 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 2-May-85 01:18:10 EDT
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Organization: Relational Technology, Berkeley CA
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Following are some funny signs I have seen in the San Francisco Bay Area:

At a Bay Area Rapid Transit station:

	_______________________
	|		      |
	| Elevator to Fremont |
	|		      |
	-----------------------

At a local high school:

	________________
	| School Trash |
	|    Only      |
	| Others Will  |
	|     Be       |
	| Prosecuted   |
	----------------

In very large letters on the side of a building:

	____________________________
	|   Baron Von Hoffman's    |
	| Social Registry of Mutts |
	----------------------------

At numerous intersections throughout Berkeley:

	______________________________
	|      No Left Turn          |
	|         4-6 PM             |
	| Exc. Sat., Sun., and Buses |
	------------------------------

At a flea market:

	_________________
	|   Driftwood   |
	| All Originals |
	-----------------

Painted on a VW Bug:

	_____________________
	| Live and Let Live |
	|      Or Bust      |
	---------------------

On a Post Office driveway:

	______________________
	| No Trespassing     |
	| Except on Business |
	----------------------

At a hospital exit:

	__________________________
	|       Restricted       |
	| Patient Discharge Only |
	--------------------------

On a country road (and they really mean it):

	______________
	|   Caution  |
	| Newts Xing |
	--------------
	It even has a pictograph of a newt on it!

Crudely lettered on a junky wooden sign on the side of a house:

	_________________________
	|   Please No Pissing   |
	| Police Will Be Called |
	-------------------------

In a store window:

	_______________
	|    Sorry,   |
	| We Are Open |
	---------------

On a truck parked in front of a restaurant known for it's eccentric owner:

	_______________________________
	| Juanita's - Food Guaranteed |
	| But Not Disposition Of Cook |
	-------------------------------
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

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