Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ut-sally.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!gatech!ut-sally!ivan From: ivan@ut-sally.UUCP (Ivan M. Milman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Awful groaner, hit n immediately Message-ID: <1786@ut-sally.UUCP> Date: Wed, 1-May-85 16:26:02 EDT Article-I.D.: ut-sally.1786 Posted: Wed May 1 16:26:02 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 3-May-85 05:32:06 EDT References: <2379@mit-hermes.ARPA> <9400@rochester.UUCP> Reply-To: ivan@ut-sally.UUCP (Ivan M. Milman) Distribution: net Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas Lines: 28 In article <9400@rochester.UUCP> nemo@rochester.UUCP (Wolfe) writes: >> If Senator Thurmond were just sitting down to >> a shellfish dinner, what would it be? >> >> "Gur pynz orsber gur Fgebz." Jryy, V qvq jnea lbh, qvqa'g V? > >If it were crustacean, could it be ... > ... a lobster Thurmond ordered? (lobster thermidore) >No way >-- Q: What's Senator Thurmond's favorite Italian dish? A: Stromboli!!! (This is courtesy of Mark Shyn, TCAPR director) Also, has anyone posted "Student Government" on the list of oxymorons? -- Ivan Milman ARPA: ivan@ut-sally.ARPA USENET: {ihnp4,ctvax,seismo}!ut-sally!ivan Bell: (512)471-4760 "When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip." -- Ignatius Reilly