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From: nemo@rochester.UUCP (Wolfe)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Yet Another: Are These Guys For Real?
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Date: Wed, 1-May-85 09:40:27 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  1 09:40:27 1985
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Two anecdotes :
In my home town of Gainesville, FL, a youth was busted for possesion of
pot.  His wealthy old man got a good lawyer who got him off in court due
to improper search, inadmissable evidence.  He had not been read his rights,
etc. at the proper time.  Much to the fuming cop's surprise, the cocky lad
asked the baliff for his bag back.  The baliff said, "This is yours?", the
lad replied, "Yes, give it to me."  The baliff did, whereupon the cop read
him his rights....
In Sarasota, FL, a report was made to the local police force that a citizen
had been robbed at knifepoint in his home.  When they arrived to investigate,
the victim told them that a man, posing as a customer for certain illicit
drugs, had stolen several ounces of marijuana and a couple hundred dollars.
A search turned up several caches the robber had missed, so the police busted
the foolish dealer.  Never did get the thief, though.
Nemo
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