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From: maurice@nmtvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ambiguous Advertising
Message-ID: <448@nmtvax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 29-Apr-85 15:16:29 EDT
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Reply-To: maurice@nmtvax.UUCP (Roger M. Levasseur)
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>"This beer has a taste, a definite taste to it."
>
>I just love beverages that taste like something.
>Sometimes, though, I will drink Miller.
>

   What about the diet Pepsi commercials:

          "100% taste"

I can't seem to imagine something that only has 50% or 75% taste. What would
something that only had 50% taste would taste like? Would you want to
buy something that only had 50% taste? I wish it had no taste at all so
I wouldn't gag on the stuff when (if?) I drank it. 

   roger