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From: ingham@unm-cvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Space Aliens!
Message-ID: <362@unm-cvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 30-Apr-85 19:02:16 EDT
Article-I.D.: unm-cvax.362
Posted: Tue Apr 30 19:02:16 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 4-May-85 04:24:34 EDT
References: <>
Reply-To: Phreebot Murphy (Researcher, Earth Division)
Distribution: net
Organization: Univ. of New Mexico, Albuquerque
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Summary: 

In article <> craig@persci.UUCP writes:
>While standing in a line at a supermarket of his  choice,  a
>friend  of  mine noticed this article in a National Enquirer
>in the magazine rack.  Realizing the importance of this sig-
>nificant  news  item (considering the people he works with),
>he immediately bought the paper and requested I post this to
>the net to forwarn others of us of the dangers of:
>
>YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN, SAY EXPERTS
>        ...Here's How You Can Tell
>
> ...

Dear Earthlings:
	It is my sad duty to inform you that along with Mr. Michael
Casselsa, Craig@persci has been selected for immediate removal from
this planet.  Writings such as theirs are endangering the research that
we are conducting on this and similar worlds.  Luckily, the information
they provided was not completely correct, and we shall be able to remain
undetected in your society.  However, we cannot allow people such as
them to continue to stir up trouble for us.

We hope they will enjoy their new life on our home planet.

Seeing as how the National Enquirer is such a reputable source for
information, we shall be taking it over and using it to promote the
truth as we want you to hear it.

Regretfully,
Phreebot
-- 
Kenneth Ingham, UNM Computing Center, Albuquerque, NM 87131, 505-277-8044

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