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From: tkoppel@udenva.UUCP (Ted Koppel)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YATDJ (Another Talking Dog Joke)
Message-ID: <581@udenva.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-May-85 12:31:54 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  1 12:31:54 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 4-May-85 05:18:51 EDT
Reply-To: tkoppel@udenva.UUCP (Ted Koppel)
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Credit to KIMN-AM (Denver) radio for this one:

A man was sitting in a bar astounding the bartender with his talking
dog.  The conversation was wide ranging, with the dog holding up his
end of the discussion.  The owner left to relieve himself, and the
bartender and the dog continued talking.

"Say", the bartender said, "How 'bout running across the street and
buying me a pack of cigarettes at the convenience store, since you're
a talking dog, you'll have no problem asking for the right brand."
And the bartender gave the dog a $5 bill.

The dog's owner returned from the bathroom and asked "Where's my dog??"
"I gave him $5 and sent him across the street for some smokes.",
answered the barkeep.

"YOU MORON" shouted the owner, "he's the only talking dog in the
world--he could be run over--that's a busy street out there!!"

So the two of them ran across the street.  The dog was not in the
store, but from the alley they heard the dog's voice saying "At last,
at last."

They ran into the alley and discovered the dog astride a comely
miniature poodle, straining in the act of passion.  "Rover", shouted
the owner, "I've never seen you do this before!"

The dog glanced at him and said,
        "Up until now, I never had five dollars!"

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