Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site tekcrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!tektronix!tekcrl!terryl From: terryl@tekcrl.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Sign in washroom Message-ID: <113@tekcrl.UUCP> Date: Tue, 30-Apr-85 13:17:17 EDT Article-I.D.: tekcrl.113 Posted: Tue Apr 30 13:17:17 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 4-May-85 05:46:18 EDT References: <1276@watdcsu.UUCP> <334@tekred.UUCP>, <1423@reed.UUCP> Lines: 18 >>I still like "Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal. It >>makes them soggy and hard to light." >>-- > Well, I actually saw this one once in an ARCO gas station off I-5 >near the Cal.-Ore. border: > "Please don't throw match-sticks into the piss-pot; the > crabs may learn to pole vault!" The best one I ever saw said: "Please don't dribble on the floor."