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From: chris@cornell.UUCP (Christopher F. Harrison)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Sign in washroom
Message-ID: <1402@cornell.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 1-May-85 10:57:46 EDT
Article-I.D.: cornell.1402
Posted: Wed May  1 10:57:46 1985
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Reply-To: chris@gvax.UUCP (Christopher F. Harrison)
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept.
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In article <1423@reed.UUCP> sabol@reed.UUCP (PUT YOUR [censored] HERE) writes:
>>I still like "Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal.  It
>>makes them soggy and hard to light."
>
>    Well, I actually saw this one once in an ARCO gas station off I-5
>near the Cal.-Ore. border:
>
>		"Please don't throw match-sticks into the piss-pot; the
>			crabs may learn to pole vault!"

This one's bound to be popular in NYC this spring, as they are experiencing 
some water shortages there;

    "If it's yellow, let it mellow. But if it's brown, flush it down!"

                                chris