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From: showard@udenva.UUCP (showard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: One More Dog Joke
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Date: Thu, 2-May-85 16:21:24 EDT
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Posted: Thu May  2 16:21:24 1985
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   Our scence:  a saloon in the Old West.  A dog walks up to the bartender and
says "Give me a grasshopper."  The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't
serve dogs here."  The dog says, "All right, just give me a beer."  The barten-
der replies, "I told you we don't serve dogs."  The dog gets abusive and vio-
lent.  The bartender pulls out his sixgun and wings the dog in the hand.  The
dog runs off, "Yawp, yawp, yawp."


   It's six months later.  The dog is back.  Wearing a black vest, chaps, and
two big six-guns.  He walks into the bar, looks around for the bartender and 
says:  "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw!"


--Mr. Blore, in-house detective, KAOS Radio, University of Denver.