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From: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: May be offensive to Indians or women(NOT rot...)
Message-ID: <5168@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 2-May-85 14:52:00 EDT
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Posted: Thu May  2 14:52:00 1985
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Reply-To: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (Scott Turner)
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
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Summary: 

In article <179@cci-bdc.UUCP> jlup@cci-bdc.UUCP (jrl devlt) writes:
>
>   The squaw on the hippopatomus is equal to the sum of the squaws
>   on the other two hides.
>

OH GOD!  I am SO SICK of seeing this FUCKING joke!  How many times has this
been posted in the last 2 months?  20?  And how about that fucking joke
about painting the Porsche?  That one's been posted every other day since
September.  Give us a break, people.  READ this newsgroup for a few weeks
before you posted your old chestnuts.

					-- Scott

The obligatory joke.  This is stolen from Jimmy Swaggart.  I tuned him in
last weekend for five minutes and happened to catch this one:

  An old cleaning woman who has worked for many years in a fancy church
downtown finally approached the minister and asked if she might join.  The
minister looked her over and thought that an old poor woman like her wouldn't
fit in well with his wealthy clientele, but he didn't feel he could tell her
this to her face, so he advised her to pray to God about it.

  Some weeks later the minister ran into the old lady in a downtown office
building.  After exchanging greetings, the minister asked if the old lady
had prayed to God about joining the church.
  ``Yes I did,'' she said.
  ``Oh?'' said the minister.  ``And He had no advice.''
  ``On the contrary,'' replied the old woman.  ``He said not to worry about
it - He'd been trying to get in for years.''