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From: bruce@cornell.UUCP (Bruce Hendrickson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The greatest joke ever
Message-ID: <1492@cornell.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 3-May-85 20:46:32 EDT
Article-I.D.: cornell.1492
Posted: Fri May  3 20:46:32 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 6-May-85 00:19:28 EDT
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept.
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A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
	While this worthy had fits
	The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
Flame me! Flame me - PLEASE!!
--------- Bruce Superstud Hendrickson