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From: israel@qantel.UUCP ( Renegade@ex2564)
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Subject: True Grit Mysteries III - A preview
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Date: Thu, 2-May-85 14:48:10 EDT
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Posted: Thu May  2 14:48:10 1985
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< Insert favorite one-liner here. >


ROGER GUTS GOES GHOST-HUNTING

A priceless gem is stolen from an airtight, heavily guarded
museum vault which supposedly had no way in or out. All
clues point to a brilliant thief known to be long dead, and indeed
he must have been - only a ghost could have pulled it off.

What does it take to bring the dead to justice? You guessed it - 
it takes GUTS!

That's right, Mr. 'Pummel first and ask questions later' returns
in his third glorious saga to solve yet another mystery as only
he can. It's all Ramona can do to keep up, as Roger brings new
meaning to the word 'Ghostbuster'. But there'll be time for THAT
later, as there's a few details to track down first...

How was the job done?
What happens at midnight?
What makes a medium rare?
Just how much are those pizza coupons worth?
Whose past life is it, anyway?
Will the French maid find the first aid kit?
And...Where can I get some of that great incense?

For the answers to these and other unearthly questions, don't waste your
time searching through Trivial Pursuit cards. The man without fear ( or
tact, for that matter ) is back in action, and this time he's putting
silver bullets in his Uzi. Once more, Renegade Productions brings you
the serial that asks the eternal question "What the hell is going on
around here, anyway?". So praise the Lord and pass the ammunition,
it's time again for


       TRUE GRIT MYSTERIES - TALES OF ROGER GUTS, PI

  		...the bullshit continues...

	   Coming soon to a USENET site near you!

-- 
Renegade of Berkeley
MDS Qantel
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