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From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (beth d. christy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Space Aliens!
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Date: Fri, 3-May-85 12:17:46 EDT
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Posted: Fri May  3 12:17:46 1985
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> YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN, SAY EXPERTS
>         ...Here's How You Can Tell
> 
>      They listed 10 signs to watch for:
> 
>      1. Odd or mismatched clothes.
> 
>      2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits.
>
>      3. Bizarre sense  of  humor.
> 
>      4. Takes frequent sick days.
> 
>      5. Keeps a written or tape-recorded diary.
> 
>      6. Misuses everyday  items.
> 
>      7. Constant questioning about  customs  of  co-workers.
> 
>      8. Secretive about personal life-style  and  home.
> 
>      9. Frequently talks to himself.
> 
>      10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when
> near  certain high-tech hardware.

Oh My G*D!  *I'M* a space alien!

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--JB  (not Elizabeth, not Beth Ann, not Mary Beth...Just Beth)