Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pyuxh.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxqq!pyuxh!sdd From: sdd@pyuxh.UUCP (S Daniels) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re:groaner Message-ID: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> Date: Mon, 6-May-85 12:14:14 EDT Article-I.D.: pyuxh.141 Posted: Mon May 6 12:14:14 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 8-May-85 01:37:58 EDT Organization: Bell Communications Research, Piscataway, NJ Lines: 14 > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > What a shocking concept. What sparked this discussion? -- Steve Daniels (!pyuxh!sdd) "I'm counting the smiles on the road to Utopia."