Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site tellab2.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!tellab1!tellab2!thoth From: thoth@tellab2.UUCP (Marcus Hall) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <239@tellab2.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-May-85 15:41:06 EDT Article-I.D.: tellab2.239 Posted: Tue May 7 15:41:06 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 8-May-85 05:35:28 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> Reply-To: thoth@tellab2.UUCP (Marcus Hall) Organization: Tellabs, Inc., Lisle, IL Lines: 17 > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > What a shocking concept. > What sparked this discussion? I don't know, but it does have great potential. marcus hall ..!ihnp4!tellab1!tellab2!thoth