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From: walker@unc.UUCP (Douglas Walker)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Spur-of-the-Moment Pun
Message-ID: <154@unc.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 6-May-85 00:50:13 EDT
Article-I.D.: unc.154
Posted: Mon May  6 00:50:13 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 9-May-85 01:49:50 EDT
References: <ucbvax.6774>
Reply-To: walker@unc.UUCP (Douglas Walker)
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Organization: CS Dept., U. of N. Carolina at Chapel Hill
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Summary: 

In article <ucbvax.6774> wildbill@ucbvax.ARPA (William J. Laubenheimer) writes:
>"...so I guess you just won a no-bell prize, huh?"

I had a great spur-of-the-moment pun once -  I was playing bass drum on a 
percussion line, and our xylophone player and bell player (referred to
collectively as 'mallets')  missed a practice.  I observed that we therefore
had an ABSENCE OF MALLETS!


. . . I guess you had to be there.