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From: gross@gondor.UUCP (Jeffrey M. Gross)
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Subject: Sports car joke.Subject: Sports car joke.
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Date: Mon, 6-May-85 17:22:06 EDT
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Posted: Mon May  6 17:22:06 1985
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*** ERCYNPR GUVF ZRFF JVGU LBHE YVARNTR ***

Bapr hcba n gvzr gurer jnf n zbhfr naq na ryrcunag gnxvat n fgebyy
va gur jbbqf, jura nyy bs n fhqqra gur ryrcunag sryy qbja vagb n
uhtr cvg, naq pbhyqa'g trg onpx hc.  Gur zbhfr, orvat n tbbq sevraq
bs gur ryrcunag'f, jnagrq gb trg gur ryrcunag bhg bs uvf cerqvpnzrag,
fb ur jrag naq tbg uvf [vafreg lbhe snibevgr fcbegf pne urer], gvrq n
ebcr nebhaq gur ohzcre, guerj gur bgure raq gb gur ryrcunag, gura hfrq
gur znffvir ubefrcbjre bs uvf [fnzr oenaq bs fcbegf pne] gb ubvfg gur
ryrcunag hc bhg bs gur cvg.
 naablvat sbez srrq!!!
Yngre gur fnzr qnl...
Gur zbhfr naq gur ryrcunag jrer fgvyy jnyxvat guebhtu gur jbbqf, jura
nyy bs n fhqqra gur zbhfr snyyf qbja n gval, ohg qrrc ubyr, naq pbhyqa'g
trg onpx hc.  Gur ryrcunag, orvat n tbbq sevraq bs gur zbhfr'f, jnagrq gb
trg gur zbhfr bhg bs uvf cerqvpnzrag.  Gur ebcr jnf ab ybatre nebhaq, fb 
gur ryrcunag gevrq gb fgvpx uvf yrt qbja gur ubyr fb gur zbhfr pbhyq 
pyvzo hc uvf yrt, ohg, nynf, uvf yrt jnf gbb jvqr gb svg qbja gur ubyr.
Arkg, ur gevrq gb fgvpx uvf gehax qbja gur ubyr fb gur zbhfr pbhyq pyvzo
hc uvf gehax, ohg, nynf, uvf gehax jnf gbb fubeg gb ernpu nyy gur jnl
qbja gb gur zbhfr.  Svanyyl, ur fghpx uvf uhtr pbpx qbja gur ubyr, naq
gur zbhfr jnf noyr gb teno bagb vg naq pyvzo hc bhg bs gur ubyr.
 nabgure naablvat sbez srrq!
Zbeny bs gur fgbel:
Lbh qba'g arrq n [oenaq bs fcbegf pne] vs lbh unir n ovt pbpx!

C.F.  V *QBA'G* arrq n fcbegf pne!  :-)