Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site mhuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!mhuxl!res1 From: res1@mhuxl.UUCP (STEALEY) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <191@mhuxl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 8-May-85 13:19:14 EDT Article-I.D.: mhuxl.191 Posted: Wed May 8 13:19:14 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 9-May-85 03:24:21 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> <190@mhuxl.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 13 > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > What a shocking concept. > > > What sparked this discussion? > > I don't know, but it does have great potential. > > > Potential !!??, I don't zinc so Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion......