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From: gtd@nwuxg.UUCP (Gerald T. Drobick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: GROANER
Message-ID: <174@nwuxg.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-May-85 17:17:40 EDT
Article-I.D.: nwuxg.174
Posted: Wed May  8 17:17:40 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 9-May-85 03:31:42 EDT
Organization: AT&T Technologies CSD, Lisle, Il.
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> > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip?
> > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
> > > > > > > > >Better get sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else
> > > > > > > > >there's danger of a salt and battery.
> > > > > > > >What a particurlarly revolting connection.
> > > > > > >People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
> > > > > >What a shocking concept.
> > > > > What sparked this discussion?
> > > > I don't know, but it does have reat potential.
> > > Potential !!?? I don't zinc so
> > Personally I am tired of lithium to this discussion......
> Anode what yo mean, and I grid with ya

I've gotten a real charge out of this positive discussion but if someone
was to generate anew one I'd volt for it.


PLEASE DO NOT ALTERNAT THIS CURRENT LINE WITH NEGATIVE FLOW!!!!!!