Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site cbosgd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!dpb From: dpb@cbosgd.UUCP (Dan Bidinger) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: GROANER Message-ID: <1156@cbosgd.UUCP> Date: Wed, 8-May-85 20:33:09 EDT Article-I.D.: cbosgd.1156 Posted: Wed May 8 20:33:09 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 9-May-85 03:54:04 EDT References: <174@nwuxg.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh Lines: 20 In article <174@nwuxg.UUCP>, gtd@nwuxg.UUCP (Gerald T. Drobick) writes: > > > > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > > > >Better get sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > > > >there's danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > > > >What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > > > >People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > > > >What a shocking concept. > > > > > > What sparked this discussion? > > > > > I don't know, but it does have reat potential. > > > > Potential !!?? I don't zinc so > > > Personally I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... > > Anode what yo mean, and I grid with ya > > I've gotten a real charge out of this positive discussion but if someone > was to generate anew one I'd volt for it. > > who started this rather shocking discussion anyway??