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From: mck@ratex.UUCP (Daniel Kian Mc Kiernan)
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Subject: The Apocalypse of Daniel  :-)
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Date: Sat, 27-Apr-85 17:16:48 EDT
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Posted: Sat Apr 27 17:16:48 1985
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Fie on thee who knowest not that ANSI Fortran IV is the One True Computer
Language of the Lord thy God!  Come the Day of Judgement, thou shalt be
thrown in the Pit, there to Program in Cobol for All of Eternity.  And thou
shalt cry out for an Interactive Terminal, yet there shall be no Terminal,
but only a Keypunch that doth chew the Hollerith Card and a Card Reader that
doth swallow up the Cards and jam.  And the Sea shall give up its Dead, and
they shall be ahead of you in line.  And the Job shall be at the Bottom of a
Queue without End.  And the System shall Crash.