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From: jlh@loral.UUCP (Barnabus Collins)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: My definition of an a-hole
Message-ID: <840@loral.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-May-85 11:50:34 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  8 11:50:34 1985
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Oh, you can't read that message?  Ok, here it is again:

I was eating in a restaurant over the weekend, in the no smoking section
of course, when this couple comes in and asks for a table.  "Smoking or
non smoking?", asks the waitress.  "Smoking please", replies the female half.
"I'm sorry, we don't have any tables in the smoking section right now.  Can
you wait 5 to 10 minutes?" asks the waitress.  "Gee, how about that table over
there" says the female as she points into the non-smoking section.  "Thats
the non-smoking section" replies the waitress.  "Weeelll, I guess thats
OK", says the girl reluctantly. 
    
Well, the waitress sat the couple down and in around 5 minutes took their
order.  As soon as the waitress left what does this DAMN BROAD do?  SHE
LIGHTS A CIGARETTE!  I mean, she wasn't reluctantly agreeing to not
smoke during the course of her dinner, she was reluctantly agreeing to
ruin other people's meals!  No ashtry available?  No problem, water glasses
work just as well, you just need to keep the cigarette in your mouth or hand.
This friggin bitch chain-smoked the entire meal, lighting one cigarette
from the butt of another.  If I had been downwind of her foul odor I would
have poured water over her head, but not everyone is a jerk like me.
I felt sorry for both the people downwind of her and the waitress.  The
waitress was taking the blame and even though she asked the monster to  put
out the cancer stick the bitch refused.  Some peoples kids have absolutly
no respect for other people.

Oh well, just goes to show that there are really some grade A jerks out there
who look like normal people.