Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucla-cs.ARPA Path: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!cepu!ucla-cs!rick From: rick@ucla-cs.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: grrrrrrrrr Message-ID: <5403@ucla-cs.ARPA> Date: Tue, 14-May-85 00:13:30 EDT Article-I.D.: ucla-cs.5403 Posted: Tue May 14 00:13:30 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 16-May-85 00:39:29 EDT References: <5393@ucla-cs.ARPA> <5394@ucla-cs.ARPA> Reply-To: rick@ucla-cs.UUCP (Richard Gillespie) Distribution: na Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department Lines: 34 Summary: In article <5394@ucla-cs.ARPA> srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (Scott Turner) writes: >I tell ya, Rick had a rough day. First he goes to this dance hall, and meets >this nice girl who wants to dance with him, but his seatbelt was stuck and >he couldn't. So he decided to go out for something to eat...a quarter >pounder without cheese. You can guess what happened. Very depressed he >decided just to stop in to 7-11 for a soda, but the guy in the 7-11 didn't >call it a soda, he called it a...well, something in strange letters cause >he was from Iran. Rick gave up and came back to school to read news and >cheer himself up, but all he found on news was a reposting of the "His face >rings a bell" joke. Then he decided to take up smoking - in the terminal >room - and the Halon blast blew him clear down the hall. Look, Turner you heap of parrot droppings, don't try to cheer me up! Besides she wasn't that nice anyway, and couldn't dance worth a damn. And fix the stupid seatbelts in your car, huh? If you can get it back from Needles. And what's all this about soda? I never said soda. I said POP! I can't help it if that nitwit can't hear, or speak, English. As well, I wasn't taking up smoking I was trying to burn down the machine room. They told me those blow-torches wouldn't make any smoke, for christs sake. So get the story straight next time you chowderhead. And get a job, huh? Rick Gillespie rick@ucla-cs ...!{cepu|ihnp4|sdcrdcf|ucbvax}!ucla-cs!rick "She turned me into a newt! . . . I got better." -- Rick Gillespie rick@ucla-cs ...!{cepu|ihnp4|sdcrdcf|ucbvax}!ucla-cs!rick "She turned me into a newt! . . . I got better."