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From: lrd@drusd.UUCP (L. R. DuBroff)
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Subject: Re: golphers
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Date: Fri, 10-May-85 17:39:22 EDT
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>	Help.  Does anyone know how to get rid of golphers.  At least
>	I think that's what is digging big holes in my front lawn.
>	
>	All help will be appreciated.
>	thanks in advance

Go to your nearest video store and rent a copy of "Caddy Shack" with
Bill Murray starring as the greens keeper.  He demonstrates many methods
of dealing with gophers (I don't know anything about golphers, although
golfers have been known to dig holes, technically known as divots).