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From: rafferty@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA (Colin Rafferty)
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Subject: Monty
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Date: Tue, 7-May-85 19:56:13 EDT
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Posted: Tue May  7 19:56:13 1985
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Subject: Why we're here (CRUDE) (rot13)
Newsgroups: net.jokes

Nyy guvatf qhyy naq htyl,
   Nyy perngherf fubeg naq fdhng,
   Nyy guvatf ehqr naq anfgl,
   Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gur ybg;
Rnpu yvggyr fanxr gung cbvfbaf,
   Rnpu yvggyr jnfc gung fgvatf,
   Ur znqr gurve oehgvfu irabz,
   Ur znqr gurve ubeevq jvatf.
Nyy guvatf fvpx naq pnaprebhf,
   Nyy rivy terng naq fznyy,
   Nyy guvatf sbhy naq qnatrebhf,
   Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gurz nyy.
Rnpu anfgl yvggyr ubearg,
   Rnpu ornfgyl yvggyr fdhvq.
   Jub znqr gur fcvxrl hepuva?
   Jub znqr gur funexf? Ur qvq.
Nyy guvatf fpnoorq naq hyprebhf,
   Nyy cbk obgu terng naq fznyy.
   Chgevq, sbhy naq tnaterabhf,
   Gur Ybeq Tbq znqr gurz nyy.

		--Zbagl Clguba

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            Colin Rafferty { Math Department, Carnegie-Mellon University }

"According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold,
and according to convention, there is an order.  In truth, there are atoms
and a void."
                -Democritus(400 B.C.)