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From: conor@Glacier.ARPA (Conor Rafferty)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: New joke schema
Message-ID: <7191@Glacier.ARPA>
Date: Wed, 8-May-85 02:54:05 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  8 02:54:05 1985
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[line-eater bugs are just superstition, right?]

How about good descriptions, say ala Rodney Dangerfield, of systems
which are real (REAL) dogs? As in the .sig line which says `my system
is so slow, its quicker to walk around the building and count heads
than run who...'. Or one that I use, where you can eyeball-rot the messages
faster than rot13. I tell ya, I tell ya...

-Cheers
conor rafferty == decwrl!glacier!conor == conor@su-glacier.arpa