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From: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The greatest joke ever
Message-ID: <5262@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Tue, 7-May-85 16:27:02 EDT
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Posted: Tue May  7 16:27:02 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 10-May-85 02:17:22 EDT
References: <1494@cornell.UUCP>
Reply-To: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (Scott Turner)
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
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Summary: 

In article <1494@cornell.UUCP> bruce@cornell.UUCP (Bruce Hendrickson) writes:
>There's more than one way to skin a cat:
>   Way number 15 -- Krazy Glue and a toothbrush.
>Flame me! Flame me - PLEASE!!
>--------- Bruce Superstud Hendrickson

You too can be a Superstud.  All you have to do is:

		fortune | postnews

Then everybody on the net will be impressed with YOUR stupidity.  C'mon,
let's not let Bruce have all the fun!

Mandatory joke, offensive to women:

Why did God give women two legs?

So they wouldn't leave a trail of slime.

    Scott R. Turner
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