Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site qumix.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!lsuc!pesnta!qumix!stoner From: stoner@qumix.UUCP (David Stone) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <630@qumix.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-May-85 15:26:57 EDT Article-I.D.: qumix.630 Posted: Thu May 9 15:26:57 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 10-May-85 10:31:22 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> <190@mhuxl.UUCP> <191@mhuxl.UUCP> Organization: Qume Corp., San Jose, CA Lines: 12 > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > > What a shocking concept. > > > > What sparked this discussion? > > > I don't know, but it does have great potential. > > Potential !!??, I don't zinc so > Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... Yes,let's move on to somthing more current ...