Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site spp2.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!trwspp!spp2!stassen From: stassen@spp2.UUCP (Chris Stassen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <581@spp2.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-May-85 19:07:50 EDT Article-I.D.: spp2.581 Posted: Thu May 9 19:07:50 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 10-May-85 12:36:56 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> Reply-To: stassen@spp2.UUCP (Chris Stassen) Distribution: na Organization: TRW, Redondo Beach CA Lines: 20 In article <239@tellab2.UUCP> thoth@tellab2.UUCP (Marcus Hall) writes: >> > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? >> > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. >> > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else >> > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > >> > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > >> > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > >> > What a shocking concept. > >> What sparked this discussion? > >I don't know, but it does have great potential. > It's enough to make you want to coil up and die [ode]. Whoever started it should be send ohm. -- Chris