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From: woods@hao.UUCP (Greg Woods)
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Subject: Amusing Bridge Story
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Date: Wed, 8-May-85 17:02:59 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  8 17:02:59 1985
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  This story appeared in the ACBL Bulletin a few months back, but I 
had a chuckle on remembering it now so I thought I'd relate it for those
who might have missed it. It also shows the reverence with which some hard
core bridge players hold the game. It concerns a well-known expert who was
known to be having an affair with another woman (which his wife also knew
about). He and his wife were at a tournament and she was overheard yelling
at him, "You may be sleeping with her but you are NOT going to play bridge
with her!"

--Greg
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