Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ulysses.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!smb From: smb@ulysses.UUCP (Steven Bellovin) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: GROANER Message-ID: <971@ulysses.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-May-85 20:28:43 EDT Article-I.D.: ulysses.971 Posted: Fri May 10 20:28:43 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 11-May-85 04:14:46 EDT References: <174@nwuxg.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 21 > > > > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > > > >Better get sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > > > >there's danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > > > >What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > > > >People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > > > >What a shocking concept. > > > > > > What sparked this discussion? > > > > > I don't know, but it does have reat potential. > > > > Potential !!?? I don't zinc so > > > Personally I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... > > Anode what yo mean, and I grid with ya > > I've gotten a real charge out of this positive discussion but if someone > was to generate anew one I'd volt for it. > > > PLEASE DO NOT ALTERNAT THIS CURRENT LINE WITH NEGATIVE FLOW!!!!!! Watt are you talking about?