Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/3/85; site ukma.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ukma!edward From: edward@ukma.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: My favorite dirty joke - offensive to prudes (rot 13) Message-ID: <1747@ukma.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-May-85 21:53:18 EDT Article-I.D.: ukma.1747 Posted: Fri May 10 21:53:18 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 11-May-85 04:50:01 EDT Organization: U of Kentucky, Mathematical Sciences, Lexington KY Lines: 37 [ Zvpebjnir yvar rngre sbbq - MNC lbhe oht gbqnl ] Gurer bapr jnf n zna jub, va xrrcvat jvgu uvf anghenyvfg ivrjf, yvxrq gb fhaongu ahqr. Jryy, nsgre bar cnegvphyneyl ybat gnaavat frffvba, gur zna sbhaq uvzfrys engure fhaohearq rireljurer. Gung avtug, ur jnf hanoyr gb fyrrc. Gur cnva bs uvf bireqbar fxva jnf whfg gbb zhpu. Evfvat sebz orq, ur jrag gb gur xvgpura gb gel gb svaq n jnl gb eryvrir fbzr bs uvf ntbal. Cbhevat uvzfrys n gnyy tynff bs zvyx, ur vzzrefrq va vg gur bowrpg bs uvf terngrfg qvfpbzsbeg. Uvf jvsr, njnxra ol uvf npgvivgvrf, sbyybjrq uvz gb gur xvgpura gb purpx bhg gur abvfr. Hcba frrvat jung ur jnf qbvat, fur rkpynvzrq... "Fb gung'f ubj lbh zra ybnq gung guvat!!" -- edward {ucbvax,unmvax,boulder,research}!anlams! -| {mcvax!qtlon,vax135,mddc}!qusavx! -|--> ukma!edward | {decvax,ihnp4,mhuxt,seismo}! -+-> cbosgd! -| {clyde,osu-eddie,ulysses}! ---| "Well, what's on the television then?" "Looks like a penguin." () | |-- Support barrier free design /|--- | \ _ \___/ \=