Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site crystal.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!uwvax!crystal!shp From: shp@crystal.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: GROANER Message-ID: <459@crystal.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-May-85 15:33:57 EDT Article-I.D.: crystal.459 Posted: Thu May 9 15:33:57 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 11-May-85 08:31:18 EDT References: <174@nwuxg.UUCP> Organization: The Life Is A Rock Foundation Lines: 16 > > > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > > > >Better get sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > > > >there's danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > > > >What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > > > >People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > > > >What a shocking concept. > > > > > > What sparked this discussion? > > > > > I don't know, but it does have reat potential. > > > > Potential !!?? I don't zinc so > > > Personally I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... > > Anode what yo mean, and I grid with ya > I've gotten a real charge out of this positive discussion but if someone > was to generate anew one I'd volt for it. Some negative input: This whole thing is pretty dead, and I'm for grounding it. There. Duty has been discharged.