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From: betsy@dartvax.UUCP (Betsy Hanes Perry)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Personalized Letters (again)
Message-ID: <3044@dartvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-May-85 17:03:57 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  8 17:03:57 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 11-May-85 08:38:44 EDT
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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This is my favorite local legend:
 
Dear Ms. HEAD LIBRARIAN,
Just think how people will stare when they see you driving through
BAKER LIBRARY
in your new Chrysler convertible!
...
 
They certainly will. 
-- 
Elizabeth Hanes Perry                        
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