Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site tekecs.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!amd!pesnta!hplabs!tektronix!orca!tekecs!larryh From: larryh@tekecs.UUCP (Larry Hemmert) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Geriatric Humor Message-ID: <5307@tekecs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-May-85 11:31:33 EDT Article-I.D.: tekecs.5307 Posted: Tue May 7 11:31:33 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 11-May-85 23:55:54 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 40 Downtown there is a Senior Citizen Center established for the enjoyment and relaxation of our older citizens (hence its clever name). There were these two gentlemen who spent their time sitting in the same two chairs day after day watching the world go by. At the same establishment there were a couple of delightful dames who for want of companion- ship tried their best to attract the attention of the "dynamic duo". They would dress up in their most elaborate garb and strut without inhibition past the gentlemen each day. Their efforts never seemed to be rewarded with a second glance or a word of encouragement. Finally, in desperation, one of the adventurous matrons exclaimed, "I am going to get naked and streak those two old turkeys!" "Oh, what a delightful idea," was the response. There the two old boys sat unsuspecting that this may be a day of infamy. The anticipated event finally occurred, our heroine streaked past the two fully without guilt or cloth- ing but with the smile of satisfaction on her lips. The one gentleman turned to the other with a rather dis- gusted tone and said, "Did you see what she was wearing today?" "No", came the reply, "but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing!" ************************************************************ Without appologies, Larry Hemmert Tektronix, Inc.